Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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