He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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