Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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