im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I need to calm my uterus...
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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