I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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