i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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