my soul wont recognize me after tonight
My hand turned me down
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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