Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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