My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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