Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
sex in a hospital.. check
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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