Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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