Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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