Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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