Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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