Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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