Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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