I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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