HIV tests are more positive than that guy
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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