Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Fuck appropriateness.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
there is glitter all over my balls
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