Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
You left your phone here
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