Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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