I think I just saw someone hide a body.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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