Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
There r osticjed everywhere
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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