I must be too annoying 4 u.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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