that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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