Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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