so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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