I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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