he thought i was a dude.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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