the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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