Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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