Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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