I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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