I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
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