This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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