try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
