I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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