I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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