am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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