love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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