Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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