is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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