i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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