In the future we'll all be gay
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
then he tried to convert me to islam
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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