found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
And then the night went full on bisexual.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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