u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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