My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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