Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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