I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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