How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
MIDGETS
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He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
