she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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