I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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