I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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