can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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