you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
how does that bad decision feel?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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