One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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